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 16:24 | 7/Mar/2008 |
| Words RE Arranged.... | |
| This has got to be one of the cleverest emails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE When you rearrange the letters: FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When y...
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| 00:56 | 21/Jan/2008 |
| Figuring Out Computers.........and Stuff... | |
| A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa.""Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male an...
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| 22:34 | 11/Dec/2007 |
| Who's Da BOSS...?! | |
| All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'...
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| 14:16 | 20/Oct/2007 |
| Good, Bad, Worse | |
| 14:24 | 20/Oct/2007Good, Bad, Worse^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^A ;few ;chuckles ;for SUNDAY///^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^Good: You and your spouse agree, no more kids.Bad: The birth control pills are missing.Worse: Your ...
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| 20:55 | 17/Aug/2007 |
| LAW Student Vs Professor- | |
| Good Joke!!!! Student Vs Professor After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. I...
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| 20:30 | 23/Jul/2007 |
| Tale of Parrots... | |
| > >>A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a> >>problem.> >>I have two female talking> >>parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they> >>say?"> >>the priest inquired. "They only> >>know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'"> >>"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a sol...
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| 03:34 | 17/Jun/2007 |
| Astrological Prayers. | |
| AriesDear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now? TaurusDear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.GeminiDear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?CancerDear God!!!LeoYes?VirgoDear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time. LibraDear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the...
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| 12:18 | 25/May/2007 |
| THESE SMART SOUTHIES!! | |
| Hi Folks! A joke *ing South Indians.....in the US; though I may be headed there.....But read on................ Jokes THESE SMART SOUTHIES!! Hero.. Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam . Here is a joke about a South Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subramanyam entere...
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| 03:30 | 2/Apr/2007 |
| UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT | |
| Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call for psychological help immediately !Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The ...
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| 22:31 | 26/Mar/2007 |
| Christian Wisdom | |
| Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They E-mailed. They E-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES"
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| sohamswami | 07:23 | 5/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (543)
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| THE RIFFU MASTER |
| The servant came to the king and said-Maharaj,a person wants to meet you urgently.The Raja said-Well,I am in no mood to see any body.Let him come at another time.The servant said-Maharaj,he says that you shall be greatly benefited,if you meet him.The Raja was now curious.Well,well,now how a Maharaja can be benefited by this man.He asked the servant...
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| Think Tank | 14:45 | 3/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (451)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: Reading and writing.
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| Snapshots from Childhood (Part III) |
| Memories To some of you, it won’t matter when the child makes his childish demands and is adamant. But it matters a lot for the child! Some of you may never take your child seriously, forgetting that the child himself/herself may very well take him/herself very seriously! Read this… from the time I was... as it goes here: *** Jab mai Jiddi Tha Ag...
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| rajesh thakur | 08:12 | 4/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (24)
| City: NOIDA
| Interests: friend,love and sex
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| Friends |
| Friends True friends are hard to find, they are like gold and diamonds, Their values will be forever, Friends are God's given gift for mankind.
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| DrHarmeet Singh | 16:24 | 26/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (1281)
| City: Birmingham
| Interests: Having a good laugh
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| The Survey |
| A man owned a small farm in Wisconsin. The Wisconsin State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him ...
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| anjeneyan an... | 11:25 | 15/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (66)
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| Definitions of designations in business ... |
| Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he ...
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| sankar pandi | 20:39 | 12/Nov/2007 |
| Friends: (23)
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| THE TRUE ,God created the living things, the man creates the god [ Temple]
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| Gopal MS | 17:04 | 20/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (82)
| City: Bangalore
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| I have moved |
| You will find my pictures here: Which Main? What Cross? Bangalore Street Pics And here: Eye For India Rest of India Pics
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| Mr Darcy | 09:56 | 8/Jun/2007 |
| Friends: (113)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: Sports
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| " Princess and the Frog " |
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| Well, posting after long time... just was too engrossed in own life...Once there lived a frog,Living in his pond, always parched on a wooden logHe was small, ugly and unsophisticated,But his life was simple and uncomplicatedHe seemed to be lost in his own world,His behaviour to other creatures was rather coldOne day there came a princess to the pon...
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| V T | 08:14 | 26/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (149)
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| Purani Haveli Ka Vahashi Bhoot |
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| Yet another Oscar season came and went! I wonder why they always ignore the best of the best. This post is inspired by the most brilliant moments in the celluloid history of planet Earth. It is a humble tribute to all those wonderful men and women who treated our senses with wonderful works of motion picture arts and sciences. I feel eternally in...
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| Rahul Athale | 16:11 | 16/Mar/2007 |
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| Train or plane that is the question |
| "Someday soon we may be able to travel on rail between India and China in the East, and Bulgaria in the West." claimed The Times of India editorial a couple of days ago. The editorial was aptly titled "Rail Romance." I read it in plane.Travelling by plane saves you time and money. It saves you money as you don't have to stay in the hotels if you ju...
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| amol prabhud... | 00:36 | 26/May/2007 |
| Friends: (359)
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| Success in Life |
| The founder of a highly successful company was asked what it took to achieve success in life. He replied: “The same thing it tool to get started; a sense of urgency about getting things done.” Success in life should be determined by contributions, not accumulations.
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| vanna ici | 15:29 | 25/Nov/2007 |
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| Struggle For Life |
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| Struggle for LifeShe completed all her responsibilities….brought up her children, nourished themwith all delicacies, decent clothing, taught them mannerism, to be generous andkind towards humanity and accept things as they are……..she gave them good educationeven in crises to make them stand on their feet.…..she made them tough to standstrong in lif...
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| Pavement Freud | 22:19 | 14/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (266)
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| A Lovely Song from Mouna Raagam |
| Full marks to the sheer genius of Illaiyaraja. The tune was used for the title track of Cheeni Kum. The movie"s story seems to have "inspired" Bhansali"s Hum dil de chuke whateva...
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| B Chatterjee | 18:54 | 10/Mar/2007 |
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| Object of desire |
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| Muscled, grey with steel green eye,Crouching behind the showcase glass,Heart a-flutterI circle the quarry,Gazing at this touch of class.She is armed to the teeth.'Touch me not!' I hear her say.'I got wi fi & bluetooth,motion eye cameraand a multi function docking bay!''I got assets, check'em out!'she tells me with a hiss.1 GB RAM,2 GHz duo processo...
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| Naveen Gupta | 23:07 | 9/Jul/2007 |
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| Love always Lasts!!! |
| If love finds its way into your heart.understanding it will leave no loss.lovers come and leave and grow.but love never has left you alone.through all of life, through all of day,you lived your life, to know love stays.as stars above guide like lightsso love guides hearts to loves delightthere was that girl, you met and knew.that somehow her love w...
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| Jessica Singh | 09:49 | 13/Sep/2007 |
| Friends: (859)
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| Sleepless in ...... |
| I have always been a dreamer.But, these days I am not even able to sleep properly. A constant irritation itches on in my mind and I know not where it comes from. As a child, our own Doctor Uncle used to point out that diagnosis was pivotal to medication. I somehow found a deeper meaning in those words in connection to our daily lives even when I wa...
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| Abhishek Goel | 13:45 | 30/May/2007 |
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| Increase your earnings |
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| Increase your earningsInvite your family and friends to grow your network and increase your earnings.You can send the following content to your contacts by personal email account.Hi,mGinger.com pays you to read ads on your cellphone! These ads are only about your interests.Not only that, you get to decide when you want these ads.Based on my calcula...
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| Ashish G | 01:22 | 19/Apr/2007 |
| Friends: (228)
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| Facts About Women |
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| Why are women so difficult to understand? Why relationships fall apart because of misunderstandings? What exactly do women want? Why men fail to properly understand the woman in their lives? These questions have been asked many a times but nothing has been done to seek those answers.http://factsaboutwomen.wetpaint. com is an effort in that regard. I...
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| nishant shah | 09:39 | 5/Mar/2008 |
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| Soul |
| Man:"Ah Blessed soul!!!Is there a reason for me to wander in these forlorn skiesI never uttered words of aspersion for anyone in my mindsWhy I am the only soul reaping the fruits of righteousnessPlease free me from the cycles of incarnation !!!!!Please enlighten this humble soul!!!!!!"Lord:"Ah modest soul!!!!I never deprived you from the rights of ...
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| shailesh S | 17:12 | 8/Jun/2007 |
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| Ever You Wonder ………(Some stray thoughts…... |
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| Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?Why, any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner? If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why, when you change...
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| Siddharth Arora | 20:21 | 13/Jan/2008 |
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| My Encounter With 'P' |
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| My Encounter With 'P'P for Programmer (Me Of course)P for People (Intriguing)P for Project (My work)P for Position (The Big Fight)P for Passion (Computers As Always)P for Plethora (Emotions In Me)P for Pain (I Used To Feel Always)P for PL (Project Leader)...
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| Caje | 21:33 | 6/Jan/2008 |
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| how far back can you remember? |
| 13:27 | 15/Mar/2007 | 37 Comment(s) How far back can you remember? Some of my oldest memories - Tripping and hurting my knee on my way to nursery - My first day...
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| Cju C | 20:10 | 6/Mar/2008 |
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| Happy Married Life |
| To All Married Couples and Singles Who Intend To Get Married Like Me;-)When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly.Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a ...
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| mandeep samana | 16:54 | 7/Mar/2007 |
| Friends: (16)
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| woman |
| IN MY VIEW WOMAN IS BEST CREATION OF GOD IF BELIEVE IN GOD WE MUST RESEPECT THE WOMEN . WOMEN IS SIMILAR TO GOD BECAUSE SHE GENERATES LIFE.WITHOUT A WOMEN IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE LIFE. HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY
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